Michael Swaim Cracked, Bio, Wiki, Age, Wife, Podcast, Small Beans, And Net Worth

Michael Swaim Bio | Wiki

Michael Swaim is an American comedian, actor, writer, filmmaker, and podcaster. He became a columnist for the humor website Cracked.com while attending the University of California, San Diego. After graduating from college in 2007, Michael teamed up with Abe Epperson to co-found the internet sketch comedy troupe called Those Aren’t Muskets.

Michael contributed to the 2010 New York Times Best Seller titled You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News through his affiliation with Cracked. Later, he served as a Senior Editor on a 2013 follow-up titled The De-textbook. Michael was a regular feature on podcasts produced by the website until his departure from Cracked in October 2017. By then, he co-hosted the series Kurt Vonneguys alongside Alex Schmidt.

Michael Swaim Age

He was born on June 7, 1985, in the United States of America. Michael is 37 years old.

Michael Swaim Height

He is a man of above-average stature. Michael stands at a height of 5 ft 9 in (Approx 1.75m).

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Michael Swaim Family

He was born and raised by his parents in San Diego County, California. Michael’s parents divorced when he was only 7 years old. His uncle Andrew Calhoun is a folk singer and Waterbug Records founder. Michael and his younger brother, David, survived a car accident when he was only 9 years old. The accident occurred on Thanksgiving Day. Michael sustained a brain injury from the crash and subsequently suffered from panic attacks as a child. He developed depression soon after the crash, which has reoccurred throughout his life.

Michael Swaim Education

He attended a Montessori school for a sixth grade before joining Standley Middle School for seventh grade. Michael’s family later moved to Ramona, California, where he finished his schooling. In 2011, Michael appeared in an interview with The Huffington Post where he explained his artistic influences.

Michael Swaim Wife

In 2021, Michael publicly came out as a queer saying, “I’m in a monogamous relationship with a partner the world sees as female, but am sexually attracted to all sorts of folks. I never faced any special challenges as a result, which is why I’ve never felt ‘Queer enough’ to consider myself part of what I consider a special community. But after talking with friends, I’ve learned that ‘not feeling Queer enough’ and being afraid of appropriating that identity is common among Queer people and not a reason to hide behind the myth of straightness.”

Michael Swaim Cracked

He became a columnist for the humor website Cracked.com while attending the University of California, San Diego. Michael spent the late 2000s establishing a video department for Cracked along with Epperson and another frequent collaborator called Daniel O’Brien. During his tenure as Head of Video for the website, several viral web series that Michael and O’Brien often starred in were produced.

These include the Webby Award-winning After Hours as well as the Streamy Award-winning Agents of Cracked. The 2010 independent horror-comedy film titled Kill Me Now was co-written by Michael. The film features him in a starring role. Currently, Michael is seeking funding through Patreon for an in-development short film.

Michael Swaim Dave Chappelle

David Khari Webber Chappelle (Dave Chappelle) is a 48-year-old American stand-up comedian and actor who was born on August 24, 1973, in Washington, D.C. He gained fame for his satirical comedy sketch series Chappelle’s Show (2003–2006). The series ran until Dave quit the show in the middle of production of the third season.

He returned to performing stand-up comedy across the U.S after leaving the show. Dave was called the “comic genius of America” in 2006 by Esquire and, “the best” in 2013 by a Billboard writer. Rolling Stone ranked Dave No. 9 in their “50 Best Stand Up Comics of All Time” in 2017. Michael appeared in the audience for Dave Chappelle Show in 2017. On March 21, 2017, Michael tweeted Yes! Awesome! That IS me in the new Dave Chapelle Netflix special in the crowd. 1st-time people have thought someone was me and been right!

Michael Swaim Podcast

He currently serves as the host and guest of Small Beans. Also, Michael serves as the host of Kurt Vonnegut’s. In addition to that, Michael runs an online comedy network called Small Beans. The network is funded through Patreon. Small Beans was founded in December 2017 by  Michael and Epperson. They were both joined from the outset by a co-worker called Adam Ganser they both had befriended at Cracked. Since then, Small Beans has grown to include more Cracked alumni as both members and collaborators. Michael started producing video content for IGN in October 2019 while continuing to operate Small Beans. In the same year, Small Beans was named as one of 2019’s best podcasting networks by The A.V. Club.

Michael Swaim Ign | Small Beans

After Michael’s departure from Cracked, he teamed up with Epperson and launched a new venture together, a podcasting network that also produces occasional sketch comedy videos called Small Beans. Small Beans was funded through Patreon. Both Michael and Epperson were joined in the founding of Small Beans by Adam Ganser. Just like Epperson, Adam was a prolific director of videos at Cracked. Since then, several other former members of Cracked have come to join Small Beans or have contributed to Small Beans’ content. Small Beans was first announced on December 4, 2017, by Michael. He posted a video online the following day explaining his decision to resign from Cracked. Also, Michael gave further details about Small Beans.

December 11 was set to be the formal launching day although the first Small Beans content debuted a week in advance. It was launched with four podcasts: a movie review podcast titled Frame Rate which was hosted by  Michael and Epperson, a video game review podcast called 1Upsmanship which was hosted by Michael and Ganser, a news-themed podcast called Extreme! Extreme! provides both Small Beans-related updates as well as comedic takes on current events and Tales from the Pit, in which Michael is joined by a guest each episode to discuss experiences with depression and similar issues.

As Small Beans grows, more podcasts have been added. It collaborates with Showing Up for Racial Justice on the podcast Bold which focuses on racial justice issues. It is produced by White People 4 Black Lives. The podcast is sometimes referred to as Bold: Conversations About Race. Additional content released through Small Beans includes Q&A podcast episodes, original rap songs written and performed by Michael, access to different writings by Michael, behind-the-scenes live streams, as well as Twitch streams.

Michael Swaim Net Worth

He is an American comedian, actor, writer, filmmaker, and podcaster. Michael has accumulated an estimated net worth of $3,584,771

How Old Is Michael Swaim

Michael is 37 years old. He was born on June 7, 1985, in the United States of America.

Who Is Michael Swaim

Michael is an American comedian, actor, writer, filmmaker, and podcaster. He became a columnist for the humor website Cracked.com while attending the University of California, San Diego. After graduating from college in 2007, Michael teamed up with Abe Epperson to co-found the internet sketch comedy troupe called Those Aren’t Muskets.

How Tall Is Michael Swaim

He is a man of above-average stature who stands at a height of 5 ft 9 in ( Approx 1.75m).

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